It's 11:53. As I sit in fourth period, desperately looking for the will to live, the emergence of an iMessage icon on my computer (thank God for BYOD) revives my heartbeat. The message is simple, yet carries...

As the year comes to a close, excitement surrounding graduation arises. As seniors are itching to be done with high school, everyone else yearns for their own graduation. The ceremony itself boasts a high...

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We all know finals are rapidly approaching. As of today, we only have t-minus 10 days until it’s go time. So grab your pens, pencils, note cards, Red Bull and a whole bunch of snacks, and buckle up;...

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April first. No one is really sure where April Fools Day originated from. However, there are multiple theories. One is that when the calendar year was changed and New Year's Day was moved from April 1st...

“Freshman year isn’t that bad.” These dreaded five words make me cringe every time I’m forced to hear them. This phrase is commonly said by the upperclassmen who clearly don’t remember what it...

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